love letters

Dear little sister,

you are so dang cute.

p.s. I haven't been avoiding you. Our schedules this semester hate each other. 

Dear school schedule, 

I actually do love you. Despite the fact that I can't ever talk to said above sister.

Dear girls running around the track,

nice job tonight. You made me feel like a million bucks because despite my really slow pace, I lapped you like seven times.

Dear Dilly Bar from DQ, 

mmmmmm.

Dear math class,

I am so confused.

Dear Ukulele owned by my neighbor,

Can I steal you?? We'd be best friends.

Dear freshman-18-year-old-boy,

oi. First of all you are the same age as my sister.

Second of all you are too attractive to be a pre-mi

Dear roommates,

we are going to have a rockin semester.

mad