Conversations with a 5 year old take four

Cooper: I like Iron Man.
Me: Oh me too dude.
Cooper: Did you know that he isn't actually a robot? It's a man in there!
Me: No. Way.

Long pause


Cooper: Why is he called Iron Man? He doesn't have any irons.......



mad

dear someday lover,

You are going to have to live with the fact that I love Harry Potter.

....or should I say Ronald Weasley?

I will reread them again and again and on our children's eleventh birthdays they will be exposed to this love as well. 

You will most definitely put up with multiple times a year Harry Potter movie marathons and yes, I will cry every time Dumbledore dies and the for most of the seventh movie...parts one and two. 

You will put up with many Halloween costumes in which you will dress up like a death eater or a member of the D.A. I might even want to use the middle name "Bilius" for one of our sons. Sometimes I'll want to try making butterbeer  and I definitely will quote the book all the time. But most importantly?

Most importantly you better be prepared to love every moment of it too. 

mad. 

Conversations with a 5 year old take three

Me: Cooper let's pick out your future job!! 

Cooper: Okay! 

Cooper: Not football. Football is scary and 'sides, my helmet doesn't fit.

Cooper: Not a clown!!! You know.....

Me: No, I don't know. 

Cooper: Not a clown. 

Me: Ah an old man??

Cooper: No. Dumbledore.

oh I love this kid. 

mad

Conversations with a 5 year old take two

Me: Cooper put this on your head!
Cooper: What is this?
Me: IT'S DARTH VADER!!
Cooper: Who??

later that same day.....


Cooper picks up a lightsaber at my house
Cooper: What IS this?
Me: You've got to be kidding me.

I mean for reals? 

mad

chaccos

Bought these puppies today.

I am now ready for Brazil. 

mad

the last four photos on my phone are....

1. Logan had a melt down last night where he cried and laughed in a repeated cycle. If we're besties, you'll realize he's finally inherited a great talent from me.
2. Valentine's Day is great. Unless you are the baker and have to bake off 15 large cookies, frost them and bake another 1000. Let's just say I went insane.
3. People wonder why I'm so weird...........then they meet my mother.
4. Oh Mallory. You take photos like this on my phone, I put them on the internets.

Again, for the millionth time....my life should have been a tv show. 

mad

conversations with a 5-year-old take one

Cooper: Ma-sun are you ever going to leave?
Me: Ummm yes Coop, I leave in April for Brazil, remember we talked about this.
Cooper: Ka-zeel? I forgot. Tell me again.
Me: Well I am going to a foreign country and I am learning a new language.
Cooper: What? What is a country?
Me: It's far, far, far away from here. It would take a long while to walk. Maybe like 100 days.
Cooper: Whoa. What? Why would you go there?? Do you like being so far away?
Me: Oh no, but I am excited!

quite....

Cooper: I don't want you to go away. Because then you won't even be able to speak with me if you learn a new language! How will we talk? On the phone??


oh boy.

mad

oh my heart!